18 Cats Who Think Your Rules Are Dumb And So Are You
FYI: You don't own cats. They own you.
1. It's not your home; it's their home. They're just letting you squat there.
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2. And they'll remind you of this fact any chance they get.
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3. They're always watching...
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4. ...and even when you think they're not around, they are.
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5. "If I fits, I sits" is the law of the land, so don't act surprised when you see it being enforced.
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6. Sometimes they like to be held, but — and this next part is very important — usually they don't.
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7. Games that don't involve your cat? Forget about it.
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8. They can't be contained...
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9. ...and they can't be controlled.
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10. Any attempts to contain or control a cat will be met with failure.
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11. If you're not careful, they will find your greatest weakness and exploit it.
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12. Oh, you want a plant? Do yourself a favor right now and forget all about plants. Just forget they exist. It's easier that way.
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13. What's yours is theirs, so I hope you like sharing.
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14. FYI: They hate sharing.
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15. Cat toys? Keep 'em.
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16. Fancy cat beds? Keep 'em!
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17. If you ever forget any of these things, your cat might feel compelled to remind you.
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18. And remember, it's always been this way.
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Written by: Andrew Ziegler BuzzFeed Staff
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