1. You might think you have a pet cat, but that’s not the case.
2. The truth is, you’re living with a tiny, furry spy.
3. Why are they spying on us humans?
4. We can only speculate.
5. Most likely, though, it’s because they’re planning world domination.
6. Complete and total power.
7. They’re still gathering intelligence, but it’s only a matter of time.
8. Don’t worry though, it’s not your fault that you’re living with a spy.
9. Because they’re highly trained in their spying techniques.
10. And they start young.
11. Their camouflaging techniques are really rather advanced.
12. So you probably don’t even realise you’re being watched.
13. Seriously, how can we be expected to compete with this?
14. Of course, you’ve probably had your suspicions.
15. I mean, how could you not?
16. Perhaps you’ve even stumbled across one of their meetings.
17. Or you’ve seen one of their cunning plans falter slightly.
18. They don’t discriminate against who they spy on.
19. They just need to spy.
20. And they’re always doing it.
21. But we’re OK with it.
Because they’re so bloody cute when they’re doing it.