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101 Of The Greatest Dog Names For Fans, Geeks, And Nerds

101 Of The Greatest Dog Names For Fans, Geeks, And Nerds

If you’re a geek, you’re part of a subculture that stakes its identity on the performative knowing of things. Especially weird things.

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With all the comic book franchise movies and the release of a whole new wave of Star Wars movies, now is the perfect time for geeks to add a dog to the family (and/or starship)! But what will you name the newest addition to your enclave of eccentrics?

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It’s a big decision, but there’s no need to call a meeting of the Galactic Senate (no one has the time for that); BarkPost has got you covered! We’ve surveyed the quadrant for the nerdiest nom de chiens, and we’re open-sourcing it here for you.

1. Chew-bacca

2. Doctor Chew

3. The Dogtor

4. Kazak, The Space Hound

5. Snowball/Mr. Snuffles

6. Porthos

7. Seymour

8. Djinn Djinn

9. K-9

10. Queequeg

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11. Rowlf

12. Gaspode

13. Ein

14. Selacious Crumb

15. Frank

16. Astro

17. Blood

18. Muffit

19. Falcor

20. Baskerville

21. Dog Meat

22. Plaid

23. Shaggy Dog

24. Canis

25. Hound Solo

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26. Laika

27. Jabba the Pup

28. Barf

29. The Life Aquatic with Steve Shih Tzu (Steve, for short)

30. Winter (comes when called!)

31. Quark

32. Lepton

33. Phlogiston

34. R. Dachsund Olivaw

35. Frodo Basenji

36. Gandalf the Greyhound

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37. Harrier Potter

38. SpitzChivalry

39. PC LOAD LEONBERGER

40. Grok

41. Frak

42. 42

43. Richard Dogkins

44. Robocockerspaniel

45. Neil dewClaws Tyson

46. The Incredible Havanese

47. Rick Decker Rat Terrier (spoiler: is a dog replicant)

48. Toy Batty

49. Jake

50. Dr. James Water Spaniel

51. The Imperial Paw-dashah Emperor, Shaddam IV

52. Muad’Dig

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53. Cur-ney Halleck

54. PAL-9000

55. Dane Bowman

56. Ender Waggin’

57. Wintermutt

58. Very Little Gravitas Indeed

59. Motie

60. Genly Airedale

61. Hiro Protagonist

62. Disco Sucks!

63. Clever Girl

64. Buffy the Vacuum Slayer

65. Lord Vet-inari

66. Doggy Nobbs

67. Lieutenant Angua

68. Ook

69. Wuffles

70. Nac Mac Beagle

71. Nanny Dogg

72. The Luggage

73. Pappilluminatus!

74. Miles Vor-Corgi-Sigan

75. Joss Wheaten Terrier

76. Cory Dogtorow

77. Godel

78. Escher

79. Bach

80. Ghost

81. Kirk

82. vs.

83. Picard

84. Lick Skywalker

85. Bark2-D2

86. Odie Wan Kenobi

87. Visla for Vendetta (V, for short)

88. Master Chihuahua

89. Dog-Com Bubble

90. Bruce Schnauzer

91. Bark Kent

92. Peter Barker

93. Sergey Brindle

94. Elon Husky

95. 1080pekingese

96. Albus Dumbledoberman

97. Pawlek (EXTERMINATE!)

98. Pawed Serling

99. Deep Bluetick Coonhound

100. Just Read The Instructions

101. Douglas Hofstadter

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